I’ve always loved this poem by celebrated author Judith Viorst and I recently found an old copy clipped from a magazine that I’d stuck away long ago.
If I were in charge of the world
by Judith Viorst
If I were in charge of the world
I’d cancel oatmeal,
Monday mornings,
Allergy shots, and also
Sarah Steinberg.
If I were in charge of the world
There’d be brighter night lights,
Healthier hamsters, and
Basketball baskets 48 inches lower.
If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have lonely.
You wouldn’t have clean.
You wouldn’t have bedtimes,
Or “Don’t punch your sister.”
You wouldn’t even have sisters.
If I were in charge of the world
A chocolate sundae with whipped
cream and nuts
would be a vegetable.
All 007 movies would be G.
And a person who sometimes forgot to brush.
And sometimes forgot to flush,
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world.
I love the child’s perspective but as I read it over several times the day I discovered it in an old notebook of mine I couldn’t help but reflect on how I see it now because I’m taking in all the news of the world and struggling with it. I’m thankful to have a Democratic president in the WH and he makes mistakes but right now there is an overwhelming amount of terribleness happening even beyond Covid-19. Here’s my version; not as much fun yet it fits all my worries in just as Viorst’s young character has his list of annoyances.
If I were in charge of the world
If I were in charge of the world
we would have never gone to Afghanistan in the first place
But because we did invade I certainly would have pulled Afghan families
who helped us out of the country first, we owe them a safe place to live.
If I were in charge of the world
I would help Haiti, the tiny island country
That the French and Americans historically have ravaged
I would write a decree that these two wealthy nations would
build a workable infrastructure that will withstand the weather.
The Haitian people should build alongside us at living wages so they might prosper
And have a real chance to recover.
If I were in charge of the world
Marijuana charges would be dropped and factory farms would be shuttered forever.
Real farms would thrive and high fructose corn syrup would be a distant memory.
Higher education and health insurance would be affordable for all.
If I were in charge of the world
Donald Trump would be already in prison for tax evasion,
inciting the insurrection on January 6th, and
for mocking the pandemic and wearing a mask.
A health crisis that could have been a means to unite us
turned into a political shit storm.
Raging fires and massive storms
too many to count. Climate change
If I were in charge of the world
I wouldn’t be able to stop or fix all of these things
but I’d have empathy, I’d listen and try to help as much as possible
with new solutions and out-of-the-box thinking.
The end (but literally the list could go on and on)
As a highly empathetic person it is hard to bear everything in the world today. And I’m back in school which is wonderful on one side-great to see all the students but also worried for outbreaks with all of us together. Most students are not masked up and I didn’t want to go back to school with a mask on but I am wearing it as much as possible to stay safe and model that we do hard things to keep others safe. The world is a mess and it is also filled with beauty.
When I feel all of this I have to seek out my community of friends and I find my way to the mat with
Adriene. My yoga quest continues and that all helps. So does cooking up a storm. I also imagined I left for Haiti one day…
August is ending. Maybe the softer temperatures of September will bring relief.